It's like Shakespeare,
But with lots more punching.
It's like Goethe,
But with lots more crunching.
Like Titanic,
But the boat's still floating.
No it's not,
The mother****ing boat is exploding!
Nextwave
Nextwave
Dirk Anger,
Is one crazy mamajama,
He leads H.A.T.E.,
sitting around in his pretty pink pajamas.
H.A.T.E. was formed by the Beyond Corporation,
Purposely to bring about catastrophic devastation!
Nextwave
Nextwave
Nextwave
Nextwave
Do you need a haircut?
The Beyond Corporation gonna help you out!
Do you need a toothbrush?
The Beyond Corporation's got an extra one!
Do you have a stepson?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna rub him out!
Do you see a monster? Or a pirate? Electric Emu? A giant sky rat? A midget Hitler? Or Pontius Pilate?
Don't call you mom, or a Doctor, just pick up the phone and call...
Nextwave
Nextwave
Give us a Nextwave roll call!
Monica! Is gonna microwave your ****!
Tabby! Is gonna steal all your stuff!
Aaron! Is going to organize your sock drawer!
Elsa! Is gonna speak with an accent!
The Captain! His name is the Captain!
Nextwave!
Nextwave!
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